While book shopping.
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Book 1:
Aren't I beautiful?
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Book 2:
Don't you just want to buy me?
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Book 3:
Not sure? Check out my synopsis.
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Book 4:
I am part of a series, but look!
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Book 5:
I'm part of that series!
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Book 6:
Me too!
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Book 7:
Buy me.
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Book 8:
You know you want to.
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Book 9:
You will regret not buying me later.
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Book 10:
You set a limit for yourself for how many of us you're going to buy?
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Book 10:
That's not going to happen.
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A normal person, when s/he enters a book store:
Hm, maybe I'll browse, see what they have, buy a book, or two.
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Me, when I enter a book store:
OMG! THAT BOOK IS OUT?!?!
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Me:
YOU'RE COMING HOME WITH ME, AND YOU, AND YOU!!!
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Me:
I'm going to need a basket.
