5, 25

i’m just going to answer with numbers because i am lazy as fuck i just did 10 pages of study i’m allowed to be

5. hah ed sheeran, and idk, discuss how perfect he is and get him to sing for me

25. oh god um birdy because she’s really gorgeous omg this is such a weird question

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bolinkorra replied to your post: bolinkorra replied to your post: gucciandbanana…

eD OMG I JUST REALIZED HOW WEIRD THAT MUST OF BEEN BECAUSE I COULD’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT YOUR DAD BUT I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOUR DAD BUT I’M SURE HE’S A GOOD HUGGER i’ll stop

literally on the verge of a mental breakdown

you’ve met ed sheeran

you’ve hugged him

i fucking hate you

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bolinkorra replied to your post: I get closer and closer to buying the 1D album…

shh just buy it

I listen to Avril, I’m already at a disadvantage in the school of music when it comes to teasing

plus I only know that song…

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starpucks replied to your post: I get closer and closer to buying the 1D album…

u dnt kno ur beautiful

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i m bootyful

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    bolinkorra replied to your post:     kummersaurus replied to your post: I’m so…

shh it’s shia labeouf

LURKING IN THE SHADOWSSSSSSS

actual cannibal Shia Labeouf 

XD

SHHH Shhhh shhhhhh

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bolinkorra replied to your photo: can you tell that my mother liked to put my in…

omg qt

ikr what happened

(( DON’T GIVE THEM THAT LOOK, YOU BITCH, YOU LITERALLY JUST REJECTED HER LIKE 30 SECONDS AGO.

BOLINKORRA FOREVER ))

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bolinkorra replied to your post: what the fuck so i was sitting here watching…

i can never watch the entire thing because it’s just so weird like wtf whose idea was this

i know omfg i’m going to attempt to watch it now without pausing for laughter

for a moment i actually thought you were barack obama

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oh but I am

bre how come every time it refers to ana's vagina it says THERE in italics i don't understand this is so bad

jkfjafasjkkfj

ajkfsafksa

I’M SO SORRY I HAVE NO ANSWERS

is there like a joke within this genre

like do the authors make it excruciating on purpose because like

how can you not laugh at what you’ve written

at least it’s better than “galloping abs”

BRE OMG I CANNOT EVEN FINISH THIS BOOK I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE AND THEN THE THERE THERE THERE THERE AND THE WHISPERING AND THERE ARE JUST SO MANY ADJECTIVES AND IS IT CALLED FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BECAUSE SHE REFERS TO THE COLOR GRAY FIFTY TIMES IT IS JUST TOO MUCH I CANNOT

I KNOW KAELA.

I KNOW.

i don’t even like reading NC-17 fics or PWP because I find too much sexy times annoying, so reading this is like TESTING MY SOUL.

AND JUST THINK

IT’S A TRILOGY.

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