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My mother ships HeYa
- Me: That's not a healthy relationship!
- Mother: Oh be quiet, you think every relationship should be like Naya Rivera and Heather Morris'
- Me: They, they're not dating.
- Mother: Yes they are, I'm not blind!
- Me: But they're really not, there's speculation but nothing serious.
- Mother: But you have that picture of them on that couch!
- Me: Yeah, but..
- Mother: I had close friends when I was younger, but we never did that.
- Me: Heather has a boyfriend.
- Mother: PR, it's all PR.
So I was at Barnes and Noble, a book store
and they had this kiosk featuring 50 Shades of Gray
and I started crying and I just sat there on the ground for like ten minutes
and this worker comes up to me
and she’s like
and I point to the kiosk
and she pats me on the shoulder and says, “I know, sweetie, I know.”