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My mother ships HeYa

  • Me: That's not a healthy relationship!
  • Mother: Oh be quiet, you think every relationship should be like Naya Rivera and Heather Morris'
  • Me: They, they're not dating.
  • Mother: Yes they are, I'm not blind!
  • Me: But they're really not, there's speculation but nothing serious.
  • Mother: But you have that picture of them on that couch!
  • Me: Yeah, but..
  • Mother: I had close friends when I was younger, but we never did that.
  • Me: Heather has a boyfriend.
  • Mother: PR, it's all PR.

“I do not feel any less of a woman. I feel empowered that I made a strong choice that in no way diminishes my femininity. ”

—Angelina Jolie

So I was at Barnes and Noble, a book store

and they had this kiosk featuring 50 Shades of Gray

and I started crying and I just sat there on the ground for like ten minutes

and this worker comes up to me

and she’s like

“What’s wrong?”

and I point to the kiosk

and she pats me on the shoulder and says, “I know, sweetie, I know.” 

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Warrior

Demi Lovato

This fucking song. 

I Wonder if Julie Plec knows that every delena shipper of the world is blessing her right now.

we all think that we’re dirty minded, and then comes candice accola hiding a banana where trevino’s dick supposed to go and finds “klaus is inside of tyler” as the most amusing thing on earth and reads 50 shades of grey on an airplane.

“When looking for a boyfriend or potential husband, observe the way he treats dogs, children and old people. That is the best way to judge a man's character.”

—Ms. Griffith
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