YOU KNOW THIS IS COMING BECAUSE YOU'RE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME. BUT. ANDY/JAMES. PLZ 'N THANK YOU.

HENCE WHY I’M PLAYING THE MUSIC TO HELP MYSELF BECAUSE WELL YOU WRITE ALL THE FIC FOR A REASON

ANYWAY

• who cooks normally? 
  James, because he doesn’t really trust Andy around fire. Or knives.
• how often do they fight? 
  There’s no really measurable *frequency* to their fights, just like there’s really no consistency in their lives to begin with. They don’t fight too often; and when they do it’s usually because of something on a hunt/adventure.  
• what do they do when they’re away from each other? 
  Every once in a while Andy and his parents decide it’s best that James stay behind when they have to go jump into the TARDIS and help some planet somewhere. Other times the distress call comes up when James is out and Andy just has to leave a note for James. 
  Andy usually is too busy during these trips to really miss James that much at first, but if it gets to be too long he mopes. 
  When they haven’t been gone too long, James usually just busies himself around the house, focuses on his schoolwork, and waits for them to get back.  The longer they’re gone, however, the less focused and busy James gets; he mopes a little, watches marathons of those silly romantic comedies Andy loves, takes pointless naps. If they’re gone for an especially long time, he starts to worry. There was that one time they said they’d be gone for just a few hours and didn’t make it back for two weeks, during which James had worked himself into a frenzy, stopped going to school, and just spent all day curled up in Andy’s bed, waiting for them.
  (ONLY I WOULD BRING ANGST TO A FLUFF MEME.)
• nicknames for each other? 
  Not really, though Andy will affectionately called James “Jay” every once in a while, especially when he’s sleepy. James never has the heart to correct him.
• who is more likely to pay for dinner? 
  They both get sort of an “allowance” from Sam and Eleven (since it’s pretty impossible for either of them to hold steady jobs, especially with school), so it doesn’t really matter who pays. James usually steps up and takes the check, though, because Andy always says he’s saving up for “something special”—something he refuses to tell James about. (James will eventually find out what that is, and why Andy took so long to save up for it.)
• who steals the covers at night?
  Andy. All night, every night. Thankfully, James always has the constellation quilt stashed away underneath the bed, so he never goes cold.
• what would they get each other for gifts?
  Depending on the occasion, James is more inclined to get small trinkets that have meaning to Andy or both of them. Andy likes to make his gifts—and make them spectacles. He’ll write a song or get a group of friends to help put on a little surprise concert for James. There doesn’t even need to be a reason, he’ll just do it because James inspires him.
  who kissed whom first?
  KAYLA THAT’S UP TO YOU SORRY.
• who made the first move? 
  AGAIN, ON YOU XD
• who remembers things?  
  They both do. Andy just likes to make his celebrations more public, while James is more partial to small, intimate reminders of the occasion.
• who curses more?  
  Andy. He knows more exotic, alien curses anyway.
• what would they do if the other one was hurt?  
  James always feels a little powerless whenever Andy is hurt, so he tends to take up the “bedside worrier” position. He’ll sit with Andy for hours, makes sure Andy has everything James could possibly get him, gives Sam and Eleven progress reports. In the case of immediate injury, though, James gets super defensive—Andy even jokingly calls him “my little soldier”, lovingly mocking the sheer dedication and force with which James will fight through any obstacles to get Andy safe. (WHUT)
  Andy turns into a giant ball of worry when James is sick or hurt to a small degree—whether it’s a trip down the stairs or a small cut on an adventure, he turns into quite the mother hen. It always makes James roll his eyes and call Andy “mom”, but he really appreciates it. Andy definitely takes after his not-mum whenever James gets seriously hurt. He gets angry, mostly, but it’s not the rash anger from his human side. He gets calm, and quiet, and deadly. He acts like he could easily track down whatever or whoever hurt James and reduce them to a pile of ash, knows he could; but he manages to restrain himself because he remembers that James getting help is always more important. So while James being injured might bring out the less-than-human part of Andy, he also has a firm hold on his humanity.

I WROTE MOST OF THIS WHILE MY BLOOD SUGAR WAS SUPER HIGH AND MY HEAD FELT LIKE A BOMB ABOUT TO EXPLODE BUT I HOPE YOU LIKE.