You know what really pisses me off?
When someone cosplays a male character and the cosplayer just so happens to be a biological male or some shit. And they write in the description:
“an actual male insert character here”
Like are you fucking kidding me??
Seriously?
You think that just because you are an “actual male”, whatever the fuck that is suppose to mean, that you are a better cosplayer than a female cosplaying the character or hell, by the way you worded it, a trans person cosplaying the character??
Do you think that by being the actual gender of the character you are cosplaying that makes you cool?? Better? more quality?
Go fuck yourself seriously.
That’s just trying to find a way that you are unique or trying by some way to make your cosplay seem good seeing as the only way it could be good is if you were an actual male.
Let’s ignore any inaccuracies or lazy styling, sewing, or paint jobs, if you even did any of that, and focus on the fact that you are an actual male.
Man. A+ cosplayer right here.
Man, get into my pants right now.
I wish I was you.
Something that needs to stop.
Wrestling fans, not just fangirls but fans in general, need to stop calling wrestlers by their real names. It makes me so fucking mad that I want to puncture my ballsack with an ink pen. That shit is the most annoying thing that any fan could possibly do, to both wrestlers and wrestling fans alike. When you post a picture of a wrestler, you’re posting a picture of a wrestler, not the person who plays the wrestler.
This is Kane. He’s a wrestler. He’s not Glenn Jacobs. Glenn Jacobs has a family. Glenn Jacobs is not a WWE character, nor has he ever been.
Wrestling fans who call wrestlers by their real name are the equivalent of that annoying girlfriend who refuses to call her boyfriend by a nickname that everyone else calls them. We all know that one annoying bitch that dates Joey, but calls him “Joseph”. You know how everybody hates that girlfriend and tells Joey “dump that annoying bitch, she’s fucking ruining you”. Well, we all want to dump you, because you’re ruining being a wrestling fan.
There’s no logical response to this. “I’LL CALL HIM WHAT I WANT TO CALL HIM!” makes you sound like a dumbass fool, and “well that’s his name, isn’t it?” is wrong. If that was his name, that’s what he’d prefer to be called on TV. Do you know why wrestling fans get annoyed by this? Because wrestlers get annoyed by it. Darren Matthews didn’t work for almost his entire life to be William Regal so you can call him the same name that his mother does. That’s his life, that’s not the life he allows you to see.
So fucking stop, you stupid fucking assholes.
Dear goldfish impulse-buyers of tumblr...
who think that because they only spent less than a quarter on their fish it means that nobody should care about how they’re treating them. That just because it didn’t cost you much and you don’t care about the animal that you are somehow above scrutiny as a pet owner. That you can just post whatever awful setup you have for your new toy/decoration and nobody is allowed to say anything.
Don’t be an idiot. Your $0.25 “feeder” fish is just as alive as my $80.00 fancy oranda. The price and kind of fish doesn’t really matter.
On that note, I really hate the term “feeder fish”. Besides not being a fan of buying low-nutrient, sickly fish to feed your carnivores either because you think it’s actually healthy or because you find it amusing but also because people buy these fish as pets since they’re cheap and then write them off as less than worthy of the care any other fish of their species (since it’s not just goldfish) should receive.
in b4 “omg they’re just fish not puppies stop being annoying people can do what they want”.
I hate the word 'methinks'.
It’s one of those Look-I’m-Writing! words. It has no separate existence apart from this self-consciousness and obviousness.
Methinks you think methinks sounds fancy and writerly. Methinks it has no place in a movie review where it is like a sign screaming out I’M TRYING TOO HARD!
Really sick and tired of people abusing the words 'You're Letting Them Win' when it comes to online hate...
There is no such thing as winning or losing in this situation, trust me, both parties will be affected either way, and it should not matter how much or how little.
If you wanna post your hate because you want to, do it, it’s your blog, and if you wanna stop posting certain things, or everything all-together, do it, it’s your blog. Whether or not it’s because of hate shouldn’t matter, whether or not it’s because you took someone’s ‘simsecret’ post too personally SHOULD NOT MATTER, and it really isn’t anyone else’s business if you don’t want it to be.
IT’S YOUR BLOG.
You’re only feeding the fire more by giving the haters that much more credit by going around spouting ‘You’re Letting them Win’ like some tag line underneath a church community sign.
HALEY
I got mad today because I was at the dinner table
and everyone was excited by a dessert composed
mostly of strawberries
and I was like
what is wrong with you
strawberries aren’t exciting
you cunts
chocolate is exciting
and cake
and penetrative sex
not fucking strawberries
so I had a huge ass slice of cake
like Betty Crocker cake
and everyone else had their
strawberry shit
and afterwards they were like
“OHHHH I’M SOOO FULLL”
suck my dick that’s not dessert
