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When lazy people in my group claim I'm taking over the entire project

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When bitches start hating

WHEN YOU FIND OUT THAT YOUR COHORT "FRIENDS" ARE SPREADING NASTY RUMORS ABOUT YOU:

Emotional Vampires SUCK

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When they started decorating for Christmas already

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When my roomies are being loud when I am trying to sleep:

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Just got my dog to chase the snake out of my garage.

MUHAHAHAHAHHAHA

My excuse for not going out

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What I wish I could say to most girls in social situations

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When bitches won't shut up, so you just let them think they're right

things i say that i shouldn't

Publishing: Where The Wild Things Work (XXXI)

Anytime someone begins to make a derogatory remark about someone in (insert 92% female-employed department of your choice here):

Dear Followers

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                                                                       Sincerely,

                                                                                  Kiaraparadise

When I go to the country club for dinner:

Hearing Call Me Maybe on the Radio

PEACE.

Happy 4th!

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