So this is apparently what a female turian looks like:
Pretty neat, right? Though her mandibles are doin’ something kinda crazy. And kinda familiar…
You guys you guys.
Saren.
Was androgynously pretty.
…
HE WAS A TURIAN BISHONEN.
“It’s called The Swimming Anime”
“There was once a Swimming Anime…”
“It was so bishonen that EVERYONE DIED.”
“The End.”