“History has shown that the most common use of a time machine is to get kicked out of the mall with Genghis Kahn and Socrates (See Diagram 17-a), but if I had one, this ad makes me think I might like to go back and live in a time where racial slurs were a whimsical part of my complete breakfast.”
—SeanbabyDual texts #1625
Harry Potter vs. Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure:
