The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster. Sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don't let me go. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. She said, a triscuit - a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly's out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma's credit. I'm cool. I'm hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times.
For once, my perverted little mind didn’t work correctly. I wanted to look up the movie Big on Tumblr… You know, the movie made in 1988, where Tom Hanks plays a little boy trapped in an adult’s body? Big. Big. Big. BIG. I really was not thinking, obviously.