I was trying to explain the magic of the big coat to a kid this weekend

• Me: You know a person's cool if they have a big coat
• Kid: That's not necessarily true
• Me: Yeah, it is. Think about it: The Doctor
• Kid: The Doctor doesn't have a big coat
• Me: Ten, Eleven, Four,
• Kid: Yeah, but--
• Me: Captain Jack Harkness
• Kid: It's not really his coat
• Me: Sherlock
• Kid: No, that doesn't count
• Me: Castiel
• Kid: Now I don't even know what you're talking about
• Me: Castiel wears a big coat and he's awesome
• Kid: But just because someone wears a big coat, it doesn't automatically make them cool. I mean, they could be like, Satan in disguise
• Me: No, Satan's Mark Pellegrino.