“Sheldon, sometimes you forget. I'm a lady, and with that comes an estrogen-fueled need to page through thick, glossy magazines that make me hate my body.”

—Amy Farrah Fowler, Big Bang Theory

  • Leonard: "Our babies will be smart and beautiful..."
  • Sheldon: "And imaginary."
  • Sheldon: knocks on Penny's door three times
  • Penny: Who do we love?
  • Sheldon: Penny. '(Knocks 3 times)
  • Penny: Who do we love?
  • Sheldon: Penny. (Knocks 3 times)
  • Penny: Who do we love?
  • Sheldon: Penny.

“Forks are for eating. Tridents are for ruling the seven seas.”

—Sheldon Cooper

“I'm Not Crazy, My Mother had me tested”

—Sheldon Cooper- Big Bang Theory

Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock. Its very simple. Look: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, Scissors decapitates lizard, Lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has been, rock crushes scissors.

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too awesome.

  • Sheldon: Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.
  • Penny: Yeah, well, your ken can kiss my barbie.

Big Bang Theory

Howard : Aah, this takes me back, Leonard obsessing about Penny. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love your new stuff, but once in awhile, it’s nice to hear the hits.
Raj : Ooh, ooh, do “Our babies will be smart and beautiful”. That one always makes me laugh.

“Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors”

—Dr Sheldon Cooper, Big Bang Theory
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