Pray for You and Flunk You

A. T. Robertson was a famous Bible teacher and a beloved seminary lecturer. He was also known as a tough professor. At the time, students would stand in class and recite from memory long passages from their assigned books. Sometimes it went well for students; other times it didn’t. Once after a particularly poor performance, Dr. Robertson said to a student, “Well, excuse me, brother, but all I can do for you is pray for you and flunk you.

(Everette Gill, A Biography of A. T. Robertson)

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Tales of the Past: pt1

So here’s a story:

Kids in my Sunday School Class (13-15) had started saying “That’s so Pimp!” and various things like that.  Our Bible Teacher (who looked exactly like Ned Flanders, no lie… he even wore the sweaters) told us a story to inform the class what a Pimp was, obviously trying to get us to stop using ‘Pimp’ as something to be admired.  This is how it went down:

The story involved him going up to a Hooker (not knowing she was a Prostitute) and trying to break  $20.  When it finally clicked what she was, he left in a panic causing her Pimp to chased him into some clothing store.  He told us he hid behind a rack for 15 minutes while the Pimp tried and failed to find him.  Afterwards, he said he went home and cried.  (This is not an exaggeration, he actually told pre-teens he cried like a little girl.)

Needless to say, the whole class respected him after that…

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