So I was browsing Reddit and came across a post where a man who has sex with horses describes what its like:
“Picture full sized mares as a woman you have to eat out for an hour before you can get your dick out of your pants. They stretch in funny ways and make funny faces and noises during sex just like a woman would, but you really have to focus on the foreplay first. If you just try to walk up and stick your cock in her more often than not she will just take one step forward every time you try to mount. Since a human isn’t big enough to hold a mare down like a stallion would, you’ve got to get her interested and randy as fuck before standing on the bucket. Unless they really like you. To increase pleasure to the stallion in the hope of facilitate a successful breeding a mares vaginal canal will clench periodically in a motion referred to as “winking” this exposes the clitoris (as it is tucked safely inside the labia at all other times) and grasps the stallions penis in a very pleasing way. As the mare approaches orgasm the period of time between winks shortens. It feels so damn good, and there is unfortunately no way that I can convey exactly how good it feels, but believe me when I say it’s brilliant.
Smaller horse mares and most pony mares require less foreplay and can feel more pleasure from your penis alone (I’m roughly average in length and girth) but still need warming up. Again with the clenching, but so much tighter.
Anal sex with a horse (from the perspective of a top as I really dont want to reenact the Mr.Hands video) is approached the same way with a mare or a gelding. Geldings are usually pretty mellow and are far from dominate, so it is safer to approach them. After proper cleaning, which I mentioned in another post, I lube up and stretch his anus with my fingers as I would with a human partner. Though since he is far bigger than me I don’t need to stretch him out near as much as I would a man or woman. Taking it slowly, I penetrate the gelding and gently work in and out of him. Most times they react like mares by groaning, getting dreamy eyes, and backing into you for more. If they don’t react like that the gelding I have are quite content to stand as they are and get fucked without complaint. If you think about it, a vet can stuff his entire arm up a horses ass with little preamble and a lot of lube and only then does the horse complain. It can definitely take my 2” diameter cock without batting an eye.
Stallions are always trick. If you approach one when a mare is in season he will be by agressive, temperamental, and confrontational as is his nature. However, the one stud that I have has a very sweet disposition and likes me quite well. I approach him with more caution than the others and take it very slowly when I mount him because he is pretty inexperienced and has, you know, testicles. But it pretty much goes the same as with a gelding. As far as his cock goes, it’s about 38” long, about as thick as a 20oz tin can (the size pie filling comes in) at the base, and his balls are the size of coconuts. unfortunately I can’t really do anything with that. Imagine your penis is the size your arm and you only have your hands to masturbate. You would really have to work it, just like I really have to work hard to get him to ejaculate. Oral just does not work, the human mouth cannot accomodate a stallion unless it happens to be a miniature breed. Also, two calloused hands don’t even come close to comparing with a mares winking pussy, so theres that working against you.
Oh white people, you slay me
(just to preface this note: i am not a zoophile and i have never had sexual interaction with an animal, but i do consider myself a zoo ally and i like to approach things like this with as much logical thinking as i can muster)
if your argument that animals can consent to sexual activity starts with the example of a “dog humping your leg” scenario im just going to roll my eyes at u cause that angle is basic as hell. the ultimate question is whether our social expectation of explicit consent should be applied to animals in the first place. i don’t think it should; i think ‘emotional distress’ or ‘physical abuse’ is what we should be concerned with. in cases where an animal initiates the sexual activity in question people tend to hop over the discussion about consent and turn it into one about abuse instead, claiming that the animal cannot ‘express’ emotional distress and therefore is being abused.
while that argument may apply to work animals like cows and horses—animals which are bred for compliance—it confuses me that people seem to believe a relatively intelligent animal like a dog can’t express fear or distrust or distress. they can. they will bite and snarl if they are aggressive or try to get away if they’re not. they will display clear signs of their emotional state in their body language which has been studied by scientists and animal lovers alike for thousands of years. if you are forcing or coercing a dog into doing something it does not feel comfortable doing, it will be self-evident and you’ll have to resort to something abusive like restraints or behavior training to get your way.
the grey area here (and something i generally have trouble with myself) is whether we should allow companion animals to be ‘taught’ to engage in sexual activity with a human, either through positive reinforcement (e.g. treats) or persistent, increased stimulation (like how you approach picking up rabbits). my general opinion is that if you have to put effort into receiving a sexual response you’re probably crossing a line, but i like to keep in mind that the same argument could apply to situations like married couples and are inherent in any sexual relationship.
the thing most fascinating to me is that i have spoken to people about cases where a casual pet relationship has turned sexual at the animal’s behest, typically as a result of the animal being ‘unfixed’ and therefore retaining its natural libido. the discussion about whether sexual stimulation and release from an animal apparently ‘requesting’ it gets really interesting when you consider that doing so is a regular part of the routine for professionals working with breeding horses. they legitimately have these waxy burritos that they use to stimulate the stallions regularly to prevent sexual buildup and unwanted behavior. is that abusive? i guess that’s up to you.