Fiction One - Ben Allen

You see your favourite male model, Ben Allen, in a park.  You are unsure of which course of action to take, do you decide upon not making personal contact and trying to take sneaky pictures of him to post on your tumblr? Or do you run up to him and begin asking him of his opinion of life? You decide you have nothing to lose and you run up to him and whisper “Ben Allen-Sass King” in his ear.  He turns around, shocked and hits you over your head with his Gucci handbag, as it is rather early in the morning.  Ben is not a morning person and often acts like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation after a long winter.  Suddenly a voice brings you out of your unconsciousness “OMG I AM SO SORRY!!!” Ben screams at you, “Let me take you out for a morning coffee, you might have to pay for it though because I still haven’t gotten my check for Dior Homme!!”.