Tumblr is so weird

I mean, take a look at our crown princes.

You have Tom Hiddleston, British Shakespearean Actor:

Ben Whishaw, British Shakespearean Actor:

David Tennant, British Shakespearean Actor:

Benedict Cumberbatch, British and also has done Shakespeare back in the days:

And then there’s Misha Collins, the king of them all, who as near as I can figure is a Russian megalomaniacal smurf unicorn with a twitter account.

There’s logic lost here somewhere.