A Turkish man tried to sell my mum something when we walking down the highstreet once and my gran grabbed me and said “Get that greasy fucking turk away from your mother.”
I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW PEOPLE WERE RACIST TOWARD TURKS
man
old people are so politically incorrect
like
man
this one is really bad
my brother was playing around with this slingshot in my grandma’s backyard
and my grandma looks at it and goes “oh, we use to call those niggershooters!”
GRANDMA
WHAT
STOP
THAT’S
THAT’S REALLY TERRIBLE
THAT’S ONE OF THE WORST THINGS I HAVE HEARD A PERSON SAY
A cello? It’s Vondell, isn’t it?
“Vondell?” you ask, tentatively. He raises a finger to his lips, then begins to play. It is the most beautiful music you have ever heard.
THE END
PURCHASE “VONDELLO AND HIS CELLO” FROM DFTBA RECORDS
CHRISTMAS 2011
