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Oh my gosh

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OH MY GOSH IT’S TOTALLY WHEATLEY AND HIS KID
THAT’S PRECIOUS

Thank you for pointing this out to me and thank you for thinking that I’m actually funny! dhfsdfks
 

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hey i just made a funny

what country do communist cows come from

m-udder russia

Cara Sena Devon Peggy

Can (we) Smash Da Patriarchy (the answer is yes)

oh look what appeared on my dashboard

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beingnerdastic, meet miyukihoshizoras. miyukihoshizoras, meet being nerdastic.

You both like Homestuck, Game Grumps, and ladyfolk. DISCUSS.

I was tagged!

Rule 1: Post the rules.
Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post then make 11 new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and tag them to your post.
Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

Tagged by extrachunky

My Questions:

1. What would you want your last meal to Be?

rare steak, crispy mashed potatoes, and a glass of iced tea.

2. If you were sent to prison, what do you think would be the likely reason?

serial murder or genocide let’s be honest

3. If there was no risk of addiction or death, what drugs would you want to try?

shrooms or lsd. Shit sounds crazy. 

4. If you had an invisibility cloak, what would you use it for?

various shenanigans. Mostly the excuse to not wear a bra in public???

5. Tell me about your best memory with your best friend. 

Canada day 2011, spent at Kav’s. Spent nine hours watching anime and ate Taco Bell. Shit be cray. Or you know, that trip to Jasper we went on.

6. What would the title of your autobiography be? Why?

Either:

  • Whimpers, Farts, and Cries
  • Dear Lord, Dear God, that better be cake
  • or Shit I’m Late

7. Describe your dream home in detail. 

a huge castle with an even bigger dungeon. I’d kidnap every stupid person ever and keep them there.

8. When was the last time you gave up on something, and what was it?

this evening, and studying for by Lab Quiz tomorrow

9. What is the length of your pinky tow in millimeters? 

15?

10. What is your least favourite Skittle flavour?

all of them

11. What is your favourite kind of cheese?

Gouda 

YOUR QUESTIONS:

  1. what’s your favorite kind of music?
  2. what is your favorite kind of food?
  3. what is your favorite season?
  4. how big is your house?
  5. how many books do you own?
  6. what movie do you hate the most?
  7. preferred snack?
  8. your opinion on pancakes?
  9. fave pjs?
  10. color of your room?
  11. fave shoes?

☾ for ana and whit ☄ for claudia and petruccio

sleep headcanon for whitana um

whit sleeps curled up in a ball like a kitty and he likes to hold things in his sleep like pillows or loose objects or people. no one likes to share a bed with him because he latches onto people like a koala bear and doesnt let go all night and it’s really annoying but also endearing at the same time.

ana sleeps like a fucking log. he sleeps on his back and just doesnt move all night and to an unknowing onlooker he might appear to be dead. unlike whit he does not like to be touched in his sleep so he like takes up the furthest edge of the bed and people generally let him be. unless your name is whit 

au headcanons for claudia and pet

hmm

modern au petruccio goes to school and he’s in sixth grade and he’s awkward and sickly and he gets picked on sometimes and it never really bothered him because claudia used to go to the same school as him but now she’s a freshman in high school and she’s not there to defend him every time someone’s mean to him 

but when she was there she would like tear people’s throats out like “WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY BROTHER YOU LITTLE SHIT I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW OUR DAD IS THE BIGGEST BANKER IN THE CITY AND OUR BROTHERS COULD BEAT YOU UP IN FACT I’LL BEAT YOU UP RIGHT HERE AND NOW YOU WANNA GO HUH GO AHEAD CALL HIM A WEAKLING ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU”

he still cried though

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