Behind the Medic: Although if we DID market it, we could call it "Lacne"

[Context: This previous conversation with Mrs. Cranquis]

Mrs. Cranquis: I rubbed some breastmilk on those baby-acne spots on Cranquis 2.0’s face last night, and they’re all gone today!

Cranquis: Nice!

Mrs. Cranquis: Maybe you should…

Cranquis: NO.

Behind the Medic: There's just something about that moist "shlurping" sound...

Me while doing/watching gross procedures at work:

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Me while just LISTENING to Mrs. Cranquis use the suction bulb to clean out Baby Cranquis 2.0’s nostrils:

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Note: I’m still able to use the bulb if I HAVE to…

Behind the Medic: T-7 days

The first portion of my paternity leave for the birth of Baby Cranquis 2.0 will end this weekend. I go back to work in 7 days. BOOOO.

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(However, this will mean new TSK’s, which have been in short supply lately. So, yay?)

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