Behind the Medic: Although if we DID market it, we could call it "Lacne"
[Context: This previous conversation with Mrs. Cranquis]
Mrs. Cranquis: I rubbed some breastmilk on those baby-acne spots on Cranquis 2.0’s face last night, and they’re all gone today!
Cranquis: Nice!
Mrs. Cranquis: Maybe you should…
Cranquis: NO.
Behind the Medic: There's just something about that moist "shlurping" sound...
Me while doing/watching gross procedures at work:

Me while just LISTENING to Mrs. Cranquis use the suction bulb to clean out Baby Cranquis 2.0’s nostrils:


