Can we just talk about the seating arrangements and body language of everyone outside Mama Canary’s happy funtime therapy sessions?

i’ve been getting messages all day calling me a “sand nigger” and saying i’m a threat to America because of the bombings.

BAHAHAHAHA MY MOTHER HATES MY FEEEEEEELS HAAAA

WHY.

I just showed her the Pops In Seoul Episode where Kevin,Eli,and Xander dress as babies.

She was like

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“Wtaf?!I genuinely worry about you.If you have this much time on your hands to watch this stupid stuff”

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So I said “THIS IS HILARIOUS,YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR”

I have no sense of humor?You’re watching grown men dressed as babies.How is this funny.”

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So then I was like “ISN’T KEVIN ADORABLE FOSIGDOHUZGSD”

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She looked at me like

“….”

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“If you like girly men.”

So I was like

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“MOM HE IS SO MANLY WAT R U TAWKIN ABOUT”

Then she was like

“Im gonna have to teach you how to fight”

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“Why? I don’t need to fight!”

“Yeah,well I already know your future husband is going to be even punier/girly then you so…..”

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MAAAAAAAAAWM.

So I showed her T.o.p again,and said “Ok,how bout him,look at this manly man”

“Better….Not AS girly.”

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AND ELI?

“He does too many creepy animal imitations. I see why you like him,but i still feel like he’s closetly girly.”

RIIIIGHT.

HE’S JUST SO.

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*proceeds to marry kevin and Eli anyway*

something went terribly wrong when eunkwang’s parents got jiggy with it

peeniss canNOT be their ship name

OH OKAY KAME. GO AHEAD. BE A PART OF TEAM J.RED IN MARCHING J. THAT’S COOL. NO PROBLEM. IT’S NOT LIKE J.RED CAN BE ROUGHLY TRANSLATED TO J.AKANISHI RIGHT. PFFT. NOT AT ALL. AND EVEN IF IT IS IT’S JUST MY HEART BEING RIPPED OFF MY CHEST AND FLUNG MINDLESSLY ON THE GROUND RIGHT. NO BIGGIE.

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING BECAUSE SOME WRITER THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS WORDY WORDSWORTH 

WORDY WORDSWORTH

Some nights I stay up crying because Matt Smith.

same.

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i shit you not in 1901 picasso made an oil painting titled “crazy woman with cats” and it’s on display at the art institute of chicago

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the creator of tumblr just tweeted this

why

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