Niki's list of reasons as to why she is fan-fucking-phenomenal

• i’m beautiful as fuck
• my eyes are as blue as a fucking crayola
• i’m hilarious
• my friends think i’m the shit
• my family loves me
• i’ve got like almost 300 followers
• i’m crafty as a mother fucker
• i can make some bomb-ass green beans
• i take awesome pictures
• i fucking have two cats
• i’m still fucking alive

this list will continue until i have blossomed back into the cocky asshole i once was