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“ 'The interesting thing about ships is that the captains of ships have to be very careful when two ships are close together at sea, particularly in calm conditions. They tend to collide.' 'Because of the wind blowing, and that?' said Glenda, thinking: In theory this is a romantic-novel situation and I am about to learn about ships. Iradne Comb-Buttworthy never puts a ship in her books. They probably don't have enough reticules. 'No,' said Nutt. 'In fact, to put it simply, each ship shields the other ship from lateral waves on one side, so by small increments outside forces bring them together without their realizing it.' ”

—Unseen Academicals, Terry Pratchett

i bet when zayn looks in the mirror every morning he nods his head in approval and silently says to himself

“yeah. i’d fuck me.”

It makes me really uncomfortable when celebrities look directly at the camera

It’s like they can see me

and they know what I’m thinking

Home walhamdulilaah. Longest 13:45 hour trip of my entire life but I met some amazing people on there. Nonetheless, it is good to be home, my first home. Barak’Allaah feekum for your duaas and kind & lovely words. 

Have a beautiful day. 

Lol Darren sounds so full of shit in that interview.  He knows it, we know it, everyone knows it.

My Dad just sent me an email.

Claud: I enjoyed the last episode of you know what!!!!!

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WARDO HOW DO YOU HAVE A KEY. THAT IS NOT YOUR DORM.

DID MARK HACK THE SYSTEM FOR YOU?

SOMEONE WRITE FIC WHERE MARK HACK’S THE SYSTEM FOR WARDO BECAUSE HE WANTS HIM TO BE OVER ALL THE TIME THAT SHOULD HAPPEN.

WARDO SERIOUSLY HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET INTO KIRKLAND YOU LIVE IN ELIOT THIS IS CREEPY STOP BEING SUCH A POSSESSIVE STALKER.

“[Sherlock] is alarming, strange, possibly psychopathic, but perfectly happy! He clearly adores John, he’s not got some deep emotional problem with connecting with people, he just can’t be arsed. He’d rather be out solving crimes.” ”

Steven Moffat concludes

Was it me imagining a better world or did Bilbo actually say “NOT MY JAM!” when the dwarves started taking all his food?

I am in love with my only friend. I invited him to hang out on my birthday hoping something might happen between us. Instead the next day he goes out with someone he's never met and knows nothing about.

“My mun keeps annoying me by begging for questions for him on my blog.”

//SHUT UP KURUK I CAN DO HORRIBLE THINGS TO YOU

“I’m the avatar.”

//NO REALLY KEEP TALKING I WILL ASK FOR M!AS

“You aren’t scaring me.”

//OKAY JUST WAIT IN A FEW HOURS IM ASKING FOR M!AS AND YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT.

*Facepalms* “Don’t.”

//WAIT FOR IT KURUK JUST WAIT YOU HURT MAH FEELINGS

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