“ 'The interesting thing about ships is that the captains of ships have to be very careful when two ships are close together at sea, particularly in calm conditions. They tend to collide.' 'Because of the wind blowing, and that?' said Glenda, thinking: In theory this is a romantic-novel situation and I am about to learn about ships. Iradne Comb-Buttworthy never puts a ship in her books. They probably don't have enough reticules. 'No,' said Nutt. 'In fact, to put it simply, each ship shields the other ship from lateral waves on one side, so by small increments outside forces bring them together without their realizing it.' ”—Unseen Academicals, Terry Pratchett
WARDO HOW DO YOU HAVE A KEY. THAT IS NOT YOUR DORM.
DID MARK HACK THE SYSTEM FOR YOU?
SOMEONE WRITE FIC WHERE MARK HACK’S THE SYSTEM FOR WARDO BECAUSE HE WANTS HIM TO BE OVER ALL THE TIME THAT SHOULD HAPPEN.
WARDO SERIOUSLY HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET INTO KIRKLAND YOU LIVE IN ELIOT THIS IS CREEPY STOP BEING SUCH A POSSESSIVE STALKER.
“My mun keeps annoying me by begging for questions for him on my blog.”
//SHUT UP KURUK I CAN DO HORRIBLE THINGS TO YOU
“I’m the avatar.”
//NO REALLY KEEP TALKING I WILL ASK FOR M!AS
“You aren’t scaring me.”
//OKAY JUST WAIT IN A FEW HOURS IM ASKING FOR M!AS AND YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT.
//WAIT FOR IT KURUK JUST WAIT YOU HURT MAH FEELINGS