a tracklist for maxwell’s mashup (per request)
- Vampire Weekend - Cousins
- Big Sean - Dance (Ass)
- Lil Jon - Snap Yo Fingers
- Dan Deacon - The Crystal Cat
- LCD Soundsystem - North American Scum [but only for like 3 seconds]
- Gucci Mane - I’m Da Shit
- The Black Eyed Peas - Pump It
- Sleigh Bells - Infinity Guitars
- Anamanaguchi - Video Challenge
- Ben Folds - Bitch Went Nuts
Track list for Kath's mix?
- The Lumineers - Ho Hey
- Les Enfants - Celeste
- Noah and the Whale - 5 Years Time
- Thao with the Get Down Stay Down - When We Swam
- Cee-Lo Green - Fuck You
- The Penguin Café Orchestra - Perpetuum Mobile
- Bibio - Lovers’ Carvings
- Thao with the Get Down Stay Down - Easy
- Vampire Weekend - A-Punk
- Kate Nash - Do-Wah-Doo
- Florence + the Machine - Dog Days Are Over
- Imagine Dragons - It’s Time
“Garcon, I’ll take three of your finest carbs!” she said aristocratically, waving her hand in the air and grimacing at her waiter.
“Yes madame, would you like anything else?” he inquired as politely as possible.
“No, three carbs is my limit, boy!” She responded sharply. “But you could use the fourth!”
She laughed triumphantly with her table as the waiter looked down at his sunken stomach. “I have a high metabolism,” he muttered under his breath.
“Now listen here, boy, a man like you will never make a suitable husband. You simply don’t have the hips of a man, and your arms are too slim to chop firewood!” she howled from across the restaurant. Men and women began to glance over at the waiter sympathetically. “Three carbs a day is the appropriate diet, boy! Three carbs a day!”
The entire crowd watched as the waiter retreated to the kitchen, saddened and embarrassed. The woman laughed with her table and searched for approval from the rest of the restaurant. Suddenly, a beautiful sorceress bursted through the kitchen doors and glided over to the malicious old woman. She sat in awe of the magical creature’s beauty, stuttering to construct a response. Finally, the sorceress spoke. ”I am the boy you insulted, and I’ve come to punish your cruelty towards my outward appearance. Your vainness and black heart have hurt many innocent people.” She rose her wand and inhaled, ready to cast a spell on the old woman.
“WAIT!” the old woman screamed. “I’m not who you think I am either.” She lifted her sleeve to reveal a tattoo reading “I wanna be sedated” in cursive.
“Oh my GOD” the sorceress beamed. “That is so punk rock.”
Oda has definitely done Bishies before. Why do you think people like Law so much?
Well my meaning of a “bishie” is “pretty boy”. Because of this I can’t classify Law as a bishie. He’s sexy, mysterious, and hot but definitely not pretty. youknowwhatimean? Ace is closer to my bishie definition.
And Oda didn’t draw sparkly beautiful men before Cavendish.
EDIT: HE LOOKS LIKE HANCOCK JFC
mina is my dumb older brother that i’ve always wanted and i wish calculus was a tangible thing so i can kick its ass for messing w/ mina’s life u know. he’s a good guy who’s always positive and happy and get so passionate about everything he’s a v interesting person to me and i dig it a lot. :^)
baxtavius replied to your post: God for the sake of everyone involved I hope that…
well the kid’ll have two moms so aino will be the good mom
yeah jon i’m gonna need you to back up for a second and think about how horribly fucked up anything raised by aino and me would be
i don’t even think we could handle a FISH