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people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone

  • Manager: okay guys you're gonna dress up like super heroes for your return to korea
  • Sungmin: close enough
  • Shindong: okay
  • Zhou Mi: if i can't be woody i ain't goin
  • Eunhyuk: okay
  • Donghae: okay
  • Henry: close enough
  • Siwon: okay
  • Kangin: i am a god
  • Ryeowook: okay
  • Kyuhyun: no fuck u
  • Me: I need to stop obsessing over Benedict Cumberbatch
  • Brain: nope sorry
  • Tumblr: nope sorry
  • Universe: nope sorry
  • Benedict: nope sorry

when people in real life say I’m cool I think ‘lol good thing they haven’t seen my blog’

when people on tumblr say I’m cool I think ‘lol good thing they haven’t seen me in real life’

  • elena: chooses damon
  • se fandom: shit, sire bond is gone
  • se fandom: what are we going to use as an excuse for this now?
  • se fandom: fuck it, let's just hate on elena
  • se fandom: damon too, that piece of shit
  • se fandom: oh and let's mention bad things damon did 60+ episodes ago
  • Person : Tell me about your ideal man...
  • Me : He can clap with one hand.
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