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One of my favorite parts of this series is that whenever Bartimaeus describes Kitty or Ptolemy, he says things like “Pretty” “Handsome” “Elegant” “Good-looking” but any other time he’s like “I was summoned by some putrid sweaty abominable horror and oh wait that’s Nathaniel”

i swear i just heard the worst joke in like 2129 years

so a demon, a politician, and a terrorist walk into a bar

the politician says “say hello to kitty for me”

the terrorist says “so much for your promises”

the demon says “i rather think he knew anyway”

the bartender keels over and sobs

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