basically if i’m at a bar and the [owner?] comes out with a cupcake held to his crotch and tells me to get on my knees and blow he will soon have an actual cupcake for a dick and it will be the shitty kind made out of cardboard and sawdust so no one will want it
I’ve been watching the show Bar Rescue, and I can’t help but keep thinking what a missed opportunity it is that the show isn’t called “Raising the Bar”
