I think all the Australians should stop blogging tomorrow so that the rest of the world thinks it has actually happened and is coming for them

phil: i feel like i have a lot of men stuck on my face
dan: is that how you like to spend your Sunday nights? *crying from laughter*
whole world: oooooooooohhhhhh

My life in 20 years

Me: Kids, we will now watch NCIS, because this is the show I watched when I was younger and I loved it.
Kids: But Mum, this is NOT cool.
Kids: It's so old-school. Seriously, can't we watch something else?
Me:
Me: Be quiet Ziva and watch it.
Me: Now.