more adverts i hate
1) direct line’s swathe of adverts with people who “don’t believe” the deals they are offering. the god awful woman in the pink polo shirt and that stupid moustache man and worst the van driver who thinks his “mate” is winding him up on the phone. oh just bugger off none of it has anything to do with insurance
2) any comedy central advert. watch comedy central for 1 hour and you will see the same 3 adverts three times each. and how long have they been running their oh so hilarious one with the stills of podcast comedians discussing kim jong-un. even if it was funny the first time i’m unsure anyone will still be laughing one month and 6000 airings later.
okay how do adverts exist I’ve just witnessed a true phenomena so this couple sit down in a restaurant and OH DEAR there’s a massive vase with the bloody amazon rainforest growing out of it in the middle of the table, how on earth will they communicate or even see each other, it’s not as if they can move it, so I’m thinking wot could dis be about maybs about hedge trimmin yeh must be and then this voice goes “sometimes things get in the way of your relationship, like erectile dysfunction” and I’m like huuuuuh excuse you I thought we were talking about the feckin amazon here how did you jump to the topic of this man’s willy so basically why are adverts shit
