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Kiss Your Profits Goodbye.
I know this ad isn’t really targeted at me, but if I was a woman I’d probably still roll my eyes at how tacky it is. I appreciate good wordplay, but one single pun is not enough to launch a product range/campaign on. One clever brand name supported by…
more adverts i hate
1) direct line’s swathe of adverts with people who “don’t believe” the deals they are offering. the god awful woman in the pink polo shirt and that stupid moustache man and worst the van driver who thinks his “mate” is winding him up on the phone. oh just bugger off none of it has anything to do with insurance
2) any comedy central advert. watch comedy central for 1 hour and you will see the same 3 adverts three times each. and how long have they been running their oh so hilarious one with the stills of podcast comedians discussing kim jong-un. even if it was funny the first time i’m unsure anyone will still be laughing one month and 6000 airings later.
okay how do adverts exist I’ve just witnessed a true phenomena so this couple sit down in a restaurant and OH DEAR there’s a massive vase with the bloody amazon rainforest growing out of it in the middle of the table, how on earth will they communicate or even see each other, it’s not as if they can move it, so I’m thinking wot could dis be about maybs about hedge trimmin yeh must be and then this voice goes “sometimes things get in the way of your relationship, like erectile dysfunction” and I’m like huuuuuh excuse you I thought we were talking about the feckin amazon here how did you jump to the topic of this man’s willy so basically why are adverts shit
Time to put the dog to sleep.
I cannot describe in words how toe-stubbingly awful this ad is, but this is a review so I’ll have to try. If you are going to produce a television ad with a small budget (I’m guessing about 25 euro in this case), don’t make it computer animated. I would…