head cannon, AR is out to ruin dirk and jakes relationship because he is jealous of dirk having jake because technically AR is just a version of dirk so of course AR likes jake too.

YES

YES THANK YOU YES

YES!!!!!!!!!

THATS EXACTLY MY HEADCANNON TOO LMFAO

#mortasks

#brochet

A Little Surprise (Dave/John)

So, baconbreath suggested a fic on her blog and the idea was just too good. Too good, I say. So, here, we have Dave finding John’s stash of gay porn.

It was fun. Hehehehe. (I’d say researching was more fun, but I’d be lying about doing research.)

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koda/nichole/dave/john OT4, Y/Y?

“DEFLOWER” IM GONE IM CRYING IM SORRY

Listen

Gizmo tagged me because she sucks.

Also I like to talk about shit, so.

CHARACTERS

>HUMANS
John Egbert
Rose Lalonde
Dave Strider
Jade Harley

>TROLLS
Aradia Megido
Tavros Nitram
Sollux Captor
Karkat Vantas
Nepeta Leijon
Kanaya Maryam
Terezi Pyrope
Vriska Serket
Equius Zahhak
Gamzee Makara
Eridan Ampora
Feferi Peixes

>OTHER CHARACTERS I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR YOU PRONOUNCE
Becquerel
Tinkerbull
Bicyclops
Ms. Paint
Pounce de Leon
Spidermom
Aurthour
Skyhorse
Gl’bgolyb
Horrorterrors

PLACES
Skaia
Alternia
Prospit
Derse
Incipisphere
Beat Mesa

OTHER JARGON
Sburb
Sgrub
FLARP
Captchalogue
Kernelsprite
Grist
Echeladder
Boondollars