Baby Hipsters Are Ruining My America
by Julia Prescott
It started simple enough: baby t-shirts with cute phrases like, “ABCD” in a super “metal” font, facebook photos with kids in sculpted mohawks fumbling their fingers into a “rock on” gesture; we all laughed, loved, forwarded the photos and were eager to keep ‘em comin’. Because it’s an empirical truth that anything adult-related crammed into a baby-like size is adorable (like picnic wine), and sometimes hilarious (like Tom Cruise), these were all welcomed gestures and signs of a new tomorrow.
