My baby has just been fired and banned from the set of "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn"

My baby won the role of Renesmee Cullen due in large part to his undeniable chemistry with Taylor Lautner.

Unfortunately, during filming, my baby launched into an expletive-laden tirade directed at Robert Pattinson, who made the mistake of walking into my baby’s line of sight on set.

“For God’s sake, Robert, you’re amateur!”, my baby shrieked.  “You do it one more f***ing time and I ain’t crawling back on this set if you’re still hired!”

My baby will never work in this town again.