- friend: so what's that band that you like called? Arashi? who are they?
- me: oh they're this japanese boyband..
- my brain: THEY'RE THE BEST, MOST FLAWLESS CREATURES TO EVER WALK THIS PLANET THEY ARE THE REASON WHY MY WALLET HATES ME AND WHY I BELIEVE IN HAPPINESS THEY MADE ME A HAPPIER PERSON AND THEY MAKE ME CRY AND KEEL OVER WITH LAUGHTER EVERY SINGLE DAY AND MY DREAM IS TO GO TO ONE OF THEIR CONCERTS AND JUST SING AND DANCE AND HAVE THE BEST TIME OF MY LIFE AND I WANT TO MARRY ALL OF THEM AND THEY MAKE ME PUKE RAINBOWS AND TEACH ME SO MANY THINGS AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE I WOULD BE WITHOUT THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE MY LIFE AND JOY AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN.
