“Easy babe, easy,” Danny says. It feels thick over his tongue, weird. Well, not that weird. He’s been shot plenty, he knows what shock can do to your brain, usually he can recite it off in a second. Usually to Steve. The one who’s usually in shock. Usually. “Not as bad as it looks.”

“Shut up, Danny,” Steve says, busy cutting Danny’s shirt off of him. His bedside manner sucks.

“Your bedside manner sucks,” Danny says. “Or, your cave— your caveside manner sucks.”

Steve doesn’t answer, just rips Danny’s shirt away from him. The motion jars his shoulder (the one with a fucking arrow in it, seriously is it like 1450 or what?) and he makes a high pained noise before he can stop it.

Thank you wanderlustlover and awolfling for your H50 fic rec!

Ya’ll are awesome! Anymore recs you can think of, definitely drop them in my ask!

IT DOESN’T EVEN LOOK LIKE I HAVE EYEBROWS IN THIS PICTURE. LOOK AWAY LOOK AWAAAAAAY.

No but it’s all good, as you know my number #1 thing i’m weird about in pictures of myself is how I chronically think my hands look weird. And no hands in this pic, so no worries.

Accent meme

Accent meme!!!

(Omg, you guys, it was such a mission to get this to fucking work!!!!! Recorded yesterday on my phone, so sound is a bit distorted :/ Also please excuse my rambling. Wow, I’m kinda embarrassed now. Ugh.)

Your name and username.

Where you’re from.

Is it cold where you are?

How old are you?

When is your birthday?

What is your favorite color?

Do you have freckles?

Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY, Abrasion, Charm, Cinnamon, Demeanor, Elixir, Epiphany, Fermented, Heterodox, Labyrinth, Leisure, Mannequin, Mermaid, Pandemonium, Phoenix, Quidditch, Quintessential, Spice, Talisman, Unicorn, Warfare, Whiskey, Winter, Zest

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?

What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?

Read a short passage from the last book you read.

Be a wizard or a vampire?

What was the last thing you drank?

What do you call gym shoes?

What do you call your grandparents?

What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or pizza? Be a shark or an elephant?

Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.

Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?

Where do you wish you lived?

Which do you say?: Chips or crisps? Jam or jelly? Rubbish or trash? Elevator or lift? Pants or trousers? Taxi or cab? Mobile or cell phone?

Do you have a phobia? If so, do you know its scientific name?

Read the following tongue twister: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.