Now that I think about it, having a birthday like today was absolutely amazing. Hanging out with friends and eating all together and just having fun, sitting at home and watching YouTube videos and doing whatever I want. Idk, most other people would get a new phone, new shoes or clothes for their birthday, and I can’t say that I don’t want them, but I think having a birthday isn’t about getting gifts/presents. It’s about celebrating that you were born on this exact day, xx years ago. Not about spending the money on the person to show your friendship towards them.
In school today, I was showing my friend pictures of James, and this annoying freshman comes over and goes
“HOLY SHIT THAT MAN HAS HUGE BOOBS! Do you see those things?!” He obviously was trying to poke fun at him, little did he know I would come back with
” I KNOW LIKE THEY ARE SO BIG! JAMES PUT ON A BRA! AND LIKE YOU FALL UP THE STAIRS! FALLING JEWS! FALLING JEWS EVERYWHERE! BUT DON’T WORRY YOUR BOOBS WILL BREAK YOUR FALL!”
He looked at me awkwardly and left….
Moral of the story: Never try to insult BTR, you will always lose