Everyone is getting in a relationship and all like:

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While I’m over here like:

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when your crush takes too long to text back:

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Is it just me or is Tom less interactive lately in terms of twitter
I remember I would stay up until 4AM (9 AM London time) and he’d do games and reply to fans but now sometimes he forgets the photo of the day - I know he’s busy now he’s getting back to work but idk… I miss him

Things that are awkward but undeniable signs of how tired I am:

  • wondering to myself if Hufflepuffs’ cum is actually honey
  • because their house colors are yellow
  • so obviously their semen is that color too. 

Today i went to the orthodontist ,if this is hard,i imagine being a animal in a laboratory testing.Feeling the tools in your mouth and you cant do anything but wait,and the blood ahhhh

I want to learn how to yike. Red nose, dip, gas pedal, whateveeeeer  you call it. I like that dance so much better than twerking. Just saying

I get scared when John Krasinski tries to do dramatic roles.

He does them so well.

Butstill.

He needs to be Jim.

What if...

Why if 50 Shades of Grey was turned into an anime?

Now that I think about it, having a birthday like today was absolutely amazing. Hanging out with friends and eating all together and just having fun, sitting at home and watching YouTube videos and doing whatever I want. Idk, most other people would get a new phone, new shoes or clothes for their birthday, and I can’t say that I don’t want them, but I think having a birthday isn’t about getting gifts/presents. It’s about celebrating that you were born on this exact day, xx years ago. Not about spending the money on the person to show your friendship towards them.

Sometimes

I look at people and get turned on, and then I feel weird because I’m staring lustfully and they have no idea…

In school today, I was showing my friend pictures of James, and this annoying freshman comes over and goes 

“HOLY SHIT THAT MAN HAS HUGE BOOBS! Do you see those things?!” He obviously was trying to poke fun at him, little did he know I would come back with

” I KNOW LIKE THEY ARE SO BIG! JAMES PUT ON A BRA! AND LIKE YOU FALL UP THE STAIRS! FALLING JEWS! FALLING JEWS EVERYWHERE! BUT DON’T WORRY YOUR BOOBS WILL BREAK YOUR FALL!”

He looked at me awkwardly and left….

Moral of the story: Never try to insult BTR, you will always lose

When im daydreaming the creepiest thoughts come into my mind.....

I wonder if any celebrities like Homestuck.

Sometimes...

I wish I was a gay teen boy in an angsty fanfiction….

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