A post for my favorite AVPSY quotes/thoughts.

• Harry: I open at the close, whatever the fuck that means.
• Dumbledore: Draco, ya little shit.
• Harry: FUCK THAT YEAR.
• THEY'RE holDING cats during all their commercials
• Dumbledore: Sometimes you accidentally kill your family. It's nothing to beat yourself up about. You know who accidentally killed his sister when he was in a fight with his boyfriend? This guy.
• Dumbledore: And the professors at hogwarts are giant people and tiny people and werewolves and cats
• Dumbledore: When the world sucks, just dance. And the world always sucks, so always dance.
• Dumbledore: Madam PomPom
• Hermione: I know you've got a lot of fifth year angst going on, but...
• Dumbledore: How were you ever supposed to learn how to love if no one was there to teach you?
• Joe Walker: Come back here, kitten.
• Harry: YOU'RE FINE
• Harry: Cho Chang SUCKS
• Ron: I'm nothing but a no good, low down, rotten, fat, ugly, cheating scumbag.
• Seamus: Your face shines brighter than Dumbledore's patronus!
• Hermione: You're acting way too angsty for your age
• Ron: Nope just an endless parade of spiders leaving the castle.
• Harry: Good riddance. Damn spiders. I fucking hate spiders.
• Aragog: Grab a web, stick around.
• Aragog: GET IN MY MOUTH.
• Hagrid: WAKE UP YE BASTARD he's fine.
• Harry: HAHA BYE HAGRID
• Lockhart: I DO WANT YOU to sign this release form
• Hermione: Am I Lord Voldemort?
• Voldemort: NO I AM.
• Voldemort: Now the bitch is back, and there's hell to pay.
• Ron: But I know what makes me special is what's in my heart. ♥
• Ron: I'm just a sidekick, but I love being at your side.
• Malfoy: I hate you because you have everything I want and you don't deserve any of it.
• Ron: I agree. And I hate you because somebody told me to.
• Malfoy: You and I are the two stupidest people I know. But, together we might be able to be smart enough to find someone who is smart enough to save the school.
• Lockhart: You can find Harry in you neighborhood bookstore this fall, motherfucker.
• JOE WALKER DIES
• Darren Criss: Take it easy, Hogwarts. it has been, totally awesome.