Thoughts than ran through Loki's mind after being smashed by the Hulk.
IT TOOK ME ALL MORNING TO DO MY HAIR LIKE THIS, YOU ASSHULK
*wiggles*
Owww. Oww. Fine. I’ll just lay here then.
huh.
what the hell is that on Stark’s ceiling
it’s like the Sistine Chapel
made of Iron Mans
sick
I can’t stare at that shit all day
*wiggles*
ugh I’m stuck in this stupid crater
it’s sort of like a trench…
it reminds me of the old days
back in the war
I think I had a horse or…
that horse.
JOEY YOU STUPIDASS HORSE
JUST HAD TO KEEP RUNNING TOWARD THE MACHINE GUNS HUH
OH LET’S JUST GALLOP TOWARD BULLETS HUH
I’VE BIRTHED BETTER HORSES THAN YOU
oh shittenheim.
Thor’s going to take me back to Asgard
skippy whee
and they’ll probably throw me in the animal shelter or something
and then I’ll have to appear on one of those ridiculous abused animal commercials
yep
IN THE ARRRRRRRMMMMS OF AN ANGELLLLLLLLLLLLL FLY AWAYYYYY FROM HEEEEEERE
I hate those commercials
I hate Midgard.
I hate everything.
I want a doughnut.
