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i cannot auspit this late at night
so my friend called up and asked me to go to the fair with him which i needed to do to give him support because he was so upset over his failing pale pinings over my other friend (who is forming a pale relationship with this new dude) and i cant go with him because i’m too tired and i cant deal with crowds when im tierd and i needed this day to rest but now he feels alone and im a crappy auspitice and a shittier freind bwaaaahuuuuuu :,’,’,’,’,(
new headcanon that I just grew
So trolls probably have kinks and fetishes and ‘types’ just like humans do, like Mindfang digs Dualscar’s scar or Dualscar finds Her Condescension’s hair just so enchanting.
What if they have conciliatory kinks too? Like maybe Kanaya has an ashen-kink for nerds which is why she gravitated to Vriska/Tavros. And Equius’ broken horn fills Nepeta with unfathomable pale lust. Feferi knows she’s happier being out of that moirallegence, but whenever she hears Eridan’s ridiculous accent she just wants to cuddle the shit out of him and tell him about her problems all night long.
I just realized something.
Instead of in human society where cheating is almost always between two people who are in love, trolls have the opposite.
The reason there is need for an auspitice is because so many trolls want to have hatesex with different partners that it’s a problem for the entire species.
I know this was explicitly stated it just never really hit me until now. Wow. Trolls really are nearly opposite of humans.