ACPs Assassin's Creed III/Liberation Spoiler Policy

Howdy assassins! As most of you already know, the release dates are upon us, and with that, the rampant spreading of Teh Spoilerz. We here at Assassin’s Creed Problems realize that A) PC gamers are currently cursing Ubisoft from atop a mountain; and B) even if you own a 360/PS3/Vita, you may not be able to get a copy of either game until the holidays. As such, here are our policies:

  1. Spoiler-themed problems regarding either AC3 or Liberation will not be posted until January 1st, 2013.
  2. Submissions regarding AC3 or Liberation can be submitted starting December 1st. Please title the submissions AC3 Spoiler! or Liberation Spoiler! just in case I haven’t completed the games yet, to save me from murderous rage.
  3. When we do start posting spoilers, we will tag them ACIII Spoilers and Liberation Spoilers until February 1st. After that, you are on your own.

Hopefully these are to your liking, and if they are not, feel free to unfollow and return to us when you’re through with the games. Also, you can continue to submit problems, as long as they aren’t spoilery in nature.

Have fun at the midnight releases tonight/tomorrow you guys! And all East Coast assassins: stay safe, you guys!

—EP

My friends and brothers play Diablo 3 and mention Templars a lot because apparently they're a playable class.

While, I’m over here like,

….Templars…..?

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The way my heart aches everytime Malik says to Altair "Thinking about another great plan? Just like Solomon's Temple?" UUUGH OUCH.

playing the game

Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood.

Scene of the play in the Colosseum.

No clue where your place in the play is, run straight to the actors. Fail.

Figured out where your place is… you have to eliminate the target next.

Run straight at target, shove him to the side and stab the person next to him instead.

Full synchronisation: FAIL.

Kill target: FAIL

Without beeing detected: FAIL

I swear, you liberate a fort from British control and the new guards STILL treat you like shit.

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I just spent 20 minutes trying to climb a damn tree.

Because I forgot climbing a tree isn’t in Ezio’s repertorio.

That awkward moment when you try to do a leap of faith and end up jumping off the beam or cross at the wrong spot.

also it should be noted that everytime someone says “animus” I just read “animus” as in

Oh my god I just finished Assassin's Creed 3.

Why does the end of every game have to be such a MINDFUCK

I’M SITTING HERE STARING AT THE SCREEN WAITING FOR SOME OTHER SCENE AFTER THE CREDITS OR SOMETHING FHDSJAHFASDHFJKS

wait a second

you mean to tell me you just throw money at the bards in AC II and they go away?

…I’ve just been punching them all this time…

Do I buy ACIII on PS3, to match my others, or on Xbox 360?
first world problems of a gamer

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“I just have a lot of feelings okay” I sob as I listen to “Ezio’s Family” for the fifth time in a row

So, I just loaded Assassin’s Creed on my PC—brand new Alienware with high end graphics card, etc.  It will not even load.  Like, it just says it has encountered a problem and needs to shut down.  Anyone else have this issue?

Picking pockets shouldn’t be this hard.  I’ve tried picking this guy’s pocket at least five times now, and every single time I get caught.  Gaaaahhhhhhhh wwwhhyyyyy.

Learning various phrases in Italian because of playing Assassin’s Creed all day long.

  • trying to run through a crowd of people
  • ezio decides to use the hookblade on a guard

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