Assassin’s Creed!!! the musical featuring chart topping smash hits like
- “Don’t Get Attached They Die”
- “Flags Feathers Encyclopedia Pages How About No”
- “Don’t Fucking Touch Me!!!” a solo by Connor
- “How Am I Supposed to Climb This Fucking Pole so I Can Get Laid (Interlude)” by Altair
- “Where the Fuck is Desmond’s Game”
- “Avoid Detection hahahAHAHA”
- “Bene” a solo by Ezio
- “Optional Objectives More Like Fuck You”
