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The End of Every Assassin's Creed Game

  • Desmond: what the fuck
  • Me: what the fuck

Assassin’s Creed!!! the musical featuring chart topping smash hits like

  • “Don’t Get Attached They Die”
  • “Flags Feathers Encyclopedia Pages How About No”
  • “Don’t Fucking Touch Me!!!” a solo by Connor
  • “How Am I Supposed to Climb This Fucking Pole so I Can Get Laid (Interlude)” by Altair
  • “Where the Fuck is Desmond’s Game”
  • “Avoid Detection hahahAHAHA”
  • “Bene” a solo by Ezio
  • “Optional Objectives More Like Fuck You”
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