Why wouldn't you want to admit to running asshole Disney? It's so AWESOME!

interviewer: social media presence is really important to our company. you say here on your resume that you run a successful blog, is that right?

me: yes, we’ve been running it for a year and a half, we have a strong amount of followers and only post original content

interviewer: that’s great, what is this blog called?

me:

me:

me: asshole Disney

what papers do you prefer for joints?

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okay so technically a guy losing his virginity is when he puts his penis into a girls vagina but when he's born he has his entire body INCLUDING his penis in her vagina so he actually loses his virginity before he is born and goes to second base with his mom so technically everyone is just losing their virginities to their moms and I think that's really fucked up

I feel like u need a hug

50 likes gagawa ka ng video ng gentleman :">

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Ever smoked any dank that was purely sativa?

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were you being sarcastic when you encouraged comments on your text posts?

Not at all!! I don’t know why so many bloggers make a big deal about comments on their posts and act so coldly and harsh towards the people who comment. While most of them are redundant (stuff like ‘OMG’ or ‘hahahaha’ or ‘i cant’), they aren’t hurting anybody. I just scroll past those, but sometimes there’s a really funny one that I can reblog as is or sometimes there’s a comment that sets me up for a further joke.

WHEN YOU READY COME AND GET IT, NA NA NA.

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When the female sloth is ready to become impregnated she will let out a screaming sound that attracts male sloths. The sound can bring mates from up to 700 meters away. That’s less than half a mile, but that distance takes a half a week for a sloth to traverse to get to his wailing mate. Their top speed is 200 meters per day.

A female should let out a screaming sound so I can come impregnate her

What

What

I didn’t say shit.

Tom Hiddleston

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Anonymous asked you: I just love your answers! they really help! I need your advice in this one: Is it good to write fanfictions? I mean, do you think it helps to improve in the writing skills?

HELL TO THE YES.

ABSOLUTELY FANFICTION HELPS WRITING. I WOULD 100% NOT BE THE WRITER I AM TODAY – MAYBE NOT A WRITER AT ALL – IF IT WASN’T FOR FANFICTION.

Sorry for the outburst, but this is something I really believe in. I’m completely convinced that FanFiction writing is a great thing for a new writer to start out with. It helps all writers, for the same reason, but it helped me as a new writer more than anything.

It allows you to really just use the craft. It lets you learn about characters, learn about pacing, about plot, about fans, about foreshadowing, about tone, description, mindset, character development, character interactions, dialogue, wording, structuring – everything it means to be a writer. But without the added confusion and trouble of a new plot, new characters, new everything. It really lets you focus on the crucial work of writing — and just that.

My first story over 15,000 words was a FanFiction and, I can say without a shadow of a doubt, I learned limitless about of knowledge from it. FanFiction allows you to just learn, to just have fun, to just take everything you need from the craft without much pressure. Kind of like training wheels, but I hesitate to use that comparison, because I’ve seen a few FanFiction that were professional quality – some I would greatly encourage the authors to edit, change names and publish.

And I learned my true passion for reading from FanFiction. It taught me about so many different subjects, settings, techniques, everything under the sun about writing and being an open minded reader.

I can’t stress it enough: I would not be a writer, let alone the grade I am today, if it wasn’t for FanFiction. I owe everything to it. I’ve even met some lifelong friends through it. It’s opened doors to business deals and I certainly wouldn’t have some of the stories I have now if I hadn’t started fiddling with FanFiction.

So, yes… FanFiction, beyond all doubt, helps improve your writing skills.

Also, thank you so much for this question and for the lovely compliment. :D

Happy FanFiction writing.

You're like one of those cool arts students I see around my uni who are just naturally good-looking and wear the best clothes and their make-up is always perfect but they're never afraid to be themselves and be real and I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THOSE PERFECT PEOPLE EXIST I WANT TO BE THEM BUT I'M IN I. T.??????

i am so flatter omg

which uni do you go to y0

(also shhh i.t. students can be hotties too and my eyeliner is atrocious most of the time)

To let your followers know, AtLA is for sale on iTunes. It's not cheap but if you prefer to do your dealings over the table, that's an option. (Also I laughed really hard in your FAQ, Zuko's daughter "Honora")

or buy the DVDs too, I’m planning to buy the season 3 boxset ^^

but if you want it for free, everything’s here.

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