Here is the survey I promised this evening.
Unfortunately, there was some disturbing technical issue once I attempted to post the survey previously. I would properly cite my source, as I am clearly not the creator of this survey, but it appears that the original poster has somehow been removed from this website. As such, I will simply… cut and paste? Copy and paste? I believe that is the term. Forgive me, my knowledge of muggle technology is limited, and I have not the time to devote to learning it at the moment. Perhaps once term has ended.
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America: What is your favourite place to eat?
Australia: Do you have any quirks when speaking?
Austria: What kind of person do you wish to be?
Belarus: Is there anyone you love? Family, friends, romantic interest?
Belgium: What do you think of your siblings?
Botswana: Do you like to sing? Why or why not?
Bulgaria: Who do you consider close to you?
Cameroon: Describe your culture.
Canada: Favourite wintertime activity?
China: What was the best moment of your life?
Cuba: What sort of grudges do you hold if any?
Cyprus: What hands-on activities do you like (drawing, carving, building, etc.)?
Denmark: Do you wish for something of your past?
Egypt: Do you stand up for what you believe in? How?
England: Are you controlling?
Estonia: Do you think people often misunderstand you?
Finland: What do you prefer, kindness, sternness, or apathy?
France: How do you show love for those you care for?
Germania: What is the hardest thing you have ever had to do?
Germany: Do you have a hard time forgiving yourself?
Ghana: What is our favourite sport?
Greece: Do you let other help you when in need?
Hungary: Who is the person you trust most?
Hutt River: What is the most memorable dream or nightmare you have had?
Hong Kong: Do you fear death?
Iceland: Do you hide your real personality? Why?
India: How important is family to you?
Japan: Tell us a secret about yourself.
Kenya: What is your favourite wild animal?
Korea: What is one thing you accomplished by yourself?
Kugelmugel: Is there anyone you have a love-hate relationship with?
Latvia: Do you believe you are brave?
Ladonia: What is the internet site you visit most often?
Liechtenstein: How do people underestimate you most often?
Lithuania: Do you desire power?
Macau: What is your favourite festival or celebration?
Molossia: Do you consider yourself strong?
Monaco: Do you think you are a lucky person?
New Zealand: Would you rather be an elf, dwarf, Hobbit, or wizard?
North Italy: What is your least favourite part of your personality?
Norway: What was the most disappointing time in your life?
Netherlands: Most generous thing someone has done for you?
Poland: Hardest thing you have gone through?
Prussia: Would you prefer to live forever or die alone?
Roman Empire: How would you like to be remembered?
Romania: What is something you are very ashamed of?
Russia: Have you ever suffered from low self esteem? Do you still?
Sealand: Who is your best friend?
Seborga: What is your favourite beverage?
Seychelles: How do you handle people being rude to you?
South Italy: What is your favourite part of your personality?
Spain: What would you tell to the person or people you hurt most
if you had a second chance?
Sweden: Are you a leader, follower, or independent?
Switzerland: Would you consider yourself evil, good, or neutral?
Thailand: How good is your poker face?
Tibet: What do you value most?
Taiwan: What do you think of the people or person who raised you?
Turkey: Would you ever want children?
Uganda: How would you like others to see you?
Ukraine: What is one thing that has made you stronger in life?
Vietnam: What is something you are proud of about yourself?
Wy: What kind of art do you like?
Zimbabwe: Who is your favourite character from any folklore?
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- S. Snape.
Nooooo. Okay, well, as I had asked before: Here is your scenario. You've gotten extremely drunk one night and you're left alone with a karaoke machine. What song would you sing? Any "guilty pleasure" songs? And no saying you wouldn't sing, because in this scenario you would!
Oh Merlin’s beard. Well… if I was extremely drunk and all alone… a bit of Frank Sinatra is the only thing I can even imagine.
Things Which It Is Far Too Early To Deal With...
Forgive my truancy as of late. However, with the Christmas holiday quickly approaching, I have been far too busy dealing with foolish children to make much use of the muggle Internet. What little free time I have managed to attain is usually devoted to sleep. Even then, I do not seem to be granted much time for rest. However, my former student has been vigilant in her obnoxious insistence that I must continue updating this Internet blog.
“But Severus, the marking can wait! Your fans miss you!” she says.
“Researching cures isn’t important. You need to post more things to Tumblr!” she says.
“What if someone wants to know your favorite flavour of jam?” she cries.
Apparently, keeping up with a virtual journal is of vastly more importance than tending to my occupational responsibilities, or doing work for the wizarding medical community.
So, despite my busy schedule, I have put aside a small amount of time each day for posting and answering inquiries. I hope you all find this arrangement satisfactory (because I cannot bear to hear my shrill harpy of a former student constantly yammering away at me any longer).
Also, my former student has managed to find some sort of muggle personality survey. I find the entire concept nonsensical, but she insists that I fill out this survey here. I do not know to what end I am doing such a thing, but perhaps it will avoid having to answer any questions multiple times.
- S. Snape
Name: Severus Snape.
Height: 6’1”
Eye Color: Black.
Birthday: 9 January.
Favourite color(s): Black, grey, forest green, and dark sapphire.
Best school subject(s): Potions, as well as Defence Against the Dark Arts. However, I was competent enough in every subject.
Mac or PC: Forgive my ignorance, but I am not aware of the difference.
Current shirt color: I am currently donned in a grey nightshirt, though I should soon be grooming and dressing myself in my black teaching robes.
Gamer?: I have, in the past, been a referee for Hogwarts Quidditch matches. I do, on occasion enjoy Wizard’s Chess, so long as I have a competent opponent. Recently, my former student has introduced me to a muggle card game known as ‘Solitaire.’ I am finding that it is a very easy way to trap oneself into wasting time.
Day or night: It seems that I generally accomplish more during the evening hours, as well as finding the time of day more relaxing, overall.
Celebrity crush: I do not engage in such childish flights of fancy.
Coffee?: Contrary to popular opinion, I have a bit of a ‘sweet tooth.’ I prefer my coffee with milk and two sugars, with chocolate flavouring added, if possible.
Favourite Food: I am not overly particular, but I do have a tendency to favour more rich dishes (onion soup, tiramisu, and similar things).
Favourite Pokemon: I am not pleased that this question exists. Thanks to this, I have spent an uncomfortable amount of time listening to my former student attempt to explain to me the world of ‘Pokemon.’ After much deliberation, she insists that I might find the creature known as ‘Gengar’ most agreeable, perhaps because it is her favourite. I still do not fully grasp the concept behind the fictional universe, though I suppose this ‘Gengar’ creature has an interesting form. However, upon further research, I do believe that I am more fond of the one called ‘Ninetails.’ There is something serene and stoic about the animal.
Professor, what are your thoughts on Professor Slughorn? You do think he's fitting for the job as Potions Master?
He is quite experienced and has a certain finesse of his own. He is more than capable for the Hogwarts position. Now, which of us is more fitting for the job, well… that’s another question.
