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me and my boyfriend had our first kiss after he beat Bowser for me in the first Paper Mario. I was really excited I'd been trying to beat that boss for a month

Not romantic at all. Bowser’s fuckin’ easy. Equip high-power jump badges, master action commands, and use Watt to pierce through his high defence rating. Your boyfriend isn’t romantic, he is an opportunist. I cry for you

A boy that my friend had cheated on decided he liked me after they broke up, and I tried to be friends with him, but secretly liked him, too. I wouldn't make a move, though, so he sat on my lap for an hour and wouldn't let me get up until I kissed him. My brother was spying on us the whole time and kept playing romantic music.

That is not very romantic. That sounds more like the courting techniques of the majestic white rhinoceros (Ceratotherium simum)

Will you be posting more videos of you and your friends' reactions to a movie, or was that exclusive to Breaking Dawn part 2?

That depends on a few things we learned from the Breaking Dawn Part 2 experience:

  1. We need to be drunker than we were
  2. We need to find a cheaper place to drink because we definitely spent upwards of $60 on liquor and it definitely wasn’t enough, we just drank at the Jack Astor’s we chose because it was literally across the street from the theatre
  3. The movie can’t be joylessly bad - we need to be able to ensure that whatever movie we see will be at least as enjoyably horrible as Twilight was because I’m not gonna pay full price to see anything Nicholas Sparks is responsible for

Provided all three criteria can be met, and Matt and Burger and perhaps a few other people (I bet my friend Jen would be great for that sort of thing) are up for it, maybe we’ll do it again sometime soon! Are there any upcoming movies you’d recommend for such an endeavour?

Aidan took the stairs two at a time, looking a little weary of what he was about to do. He knew it was just the alcohol and that other!Josh would regret it in the morning, but that didn’t make it go away at all. He still wanted Aidan for whatever reason and the vampire was sure he wouldn’t stop until he either got it, sobered up or passed out. “Okay uh… I think I need a drink before we do this.” He said as he made his way towards Josh and Rebecca, trying to keep the awkwardness from his demeanor but failing considerably.

Yo what about Smaug, he tried to kill Bilbo, that isn't too cool

Bilbos entire purpose for even being in the same part of the world as smaug was to fuckin’ rob him

Bilbo was being

Not cool

@ask-josh

Aidan took the stairs two at a time, still slightly perturbed at Josh’s sudden attitude but feeling the need to make up for it. He could see where the wolf was coming from but he had meant it as a harmless joke, even if it didn’t really come off that way. As he reached the top of the stairs, he let out a slow puff of air and peered down at the slice of Tiramisu he had picked up at the corner bakery. He was pretty sure it was something Josh would like since he was into all of that fancy culinary stuff, but if it bombed he was pretty sure he’d have to find another place to live. Making his way to Josh’s door, he licked over his lips and mentally prepared himself before rapping his fingers on the door. “Josh? Can we talk?”

this is the only blog that matters.

I know right

Like The Beatles once sang

All you need is cool dragons

August 1, 2012 #AskJosh answers

[x] Favorite part of the tour was playing to thousands of beautiful people

[x] Currently wearing black Calvin Klein underwear :)

[x] Favorite American food is a burger from Wendy’s

[x] Favorite fruit is either apples or grapes

[x] Prefers summer over winter

[x] Favorite sport is football/soccer

[x] Had chicken pox when he was 3

[x] Did a recording session with the Italian band For All My Valentines

[x] Showers everyday

[x] Favorite board game is Monopoly

[x] Believes that if Ed Sheeran worked at a bakery that would make him the Ginger Brea Man

[x] Never learned how to do acrobatics, he just has natural ninja skills

[x] Wants a swivel chair for his drum set and glow-in-the-dark drum sticks (Niall asked this question)

[x] Describes living in England as ‘wet’

[x] Going to the Harry Potter studios next week (I’m so jealous!)

[x] Favorite Olympics sport is women’s gymnastics

[x] Loves the 1D fans

[x] Started playing drums when he was 3

[x] Likes touring because it’s fun

[x] Would have a drumming duel with Justin Bieber

[x] If he was a chair, he’d leg Megan Fox sit on him

[x] Play the bass, guitar, keyboard, and sings in addition to drumming

@ask-josh

Although he was a little hesitant to see Josh after their last interaction, Aidan had quite a few things he needed to get off of his chest and he couldn’t do that unless he sucked it up and confronted Josh. So after making a cup of warm blood, he made his way up the stairs and towards Josh’s room. The door was opened slightly so after knocking lightly, he pushed it open and peeked in, painting on a soft smile. “Can I come in?” He asked, not wanting to disturb the werewolf if by some chance he had changed his mind. He had other things he could do, like fix things with Rebecca. Apparently allowing her to “help” him with his “problem” had meant far more to her than it did to him.

Josh Ramsay is ignoring me. It’s because of my amazing sense of humor and majestic personality. I’m too clever for him. I completely understand why he’d feel threatened.

Josh Devine replied to me on Twitter...

my god…

best / worst dragon pokemon?

Best in terms of sheer coolness is either Haxorus or Giratina

The worst is probably Shelgon

I mean look at that guy what the heck

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