Are you a single pringle?

I just posted a video of me stuffing toilet paper in my mouth for 2 minutes, I think that should answer your question

What I gather from your "single" response is that you and your toilet paper are in a seriously intimate relationship?

You are correct. My life was a mess and she wiped it clean

Oh my god The Ring was my first traumatization too. I hated that shit

I watched it at an 8th grade Halloween party and came home and accidentally turned my tv on to static in the middle of the night by rolling over on the remote and I cried so hard I almost threw up

and then my best friend found out how freaked out I was and photoshopped all the pictures of us from that night to have the faces twisted up like they are in the movie so I actually lived in total fear for 7 days

NEVER AGAIN

AHHH I can just imagine you as a preschool teacher you'd be absolutely hilarious

I’m going to ruin an entire generation by turning them all into me, I’m so excited 

Do you like anyone right now?

That’s debatable. 

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You seem to be a pretty big fan of Arnie - but what's your favourite Schwarzenegger film?

He’s my hero!!

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(男性、190cm、髪は茶、筋肉モリモリマッチョマンの変態であるシュワルツェネッガーの一番好きな映画を答えるんだ！)

did... did you just draw... titan sex... *right clicks and saves*

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I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED THIS GIF INSTEAD OF THE ONE I WANTED AND IT MADE ME LAUGH TOO MUCH TO CHANGE IT IM SORRY

Have you seen Paranormal Activity? Or any of them? What did you think? SCARED??!!

I watched The Ring when I was 13 and refused to sleep with a tv in my bedroom until this year, which is roughly a decade of fear

I will never be ready to watch Paranormal Activity or any other scary movie ever again 

I AM SORRY THAT VARIOUS PEOPLE STEAL YOUR TEXT POSTS.

huh?? I haven’t noticed that on tumblr, but if you mean popular parody accounts on twitter or just random people on facebook I don’t really mind! I’m not really losing anything by them using my text posts and more people get to see them and laugh so it’s ok (but thank you for your concern, ily)

WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?

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how many followers do you have

212,800

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If I’m 99kg, and I eat 1kg of nachos, am I technically 1% nachos?

I know I'm unrealistically hoping for this, but maybe all they'll do is change the gif size limit. Because the limit we have now is just ridic.

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that’s all i want. that’s all i need.

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