You had ONe job ASHLEY KACHADORIAN!!
- Ashley: Uh, hey Trisha. Jenna Dapananian said you wanted to see me?
- Trisha: Ashley…Kachadorian.*breathes deeply*..you were supposed to be watching the door.
- Ashley: Oh, no, I know, it’s just, my family and I, we went to Pearl Harbor for two weeks, so…it’s kind of a thing we do every year.Didn’t you get the vacation request form I sent in before I lef–
- Trisha: You…….were supposed to be watching the door.
- Ashley: Well, yeah, I know, but I submitted the form, and I was gunna –
- Trisha: You were supposed……..to be watching the door! Ashley Kachadorian!
- Ashley: Um…T-Trisha, are you okay?
- Trisha: Do you know what these are, Ashley Kachadorian! These are a little girl’s arms! A little girl with dreams…with legs
- Ashley: Uh–
- Trisha: With a head.
- Ashley: I really, Trisha, I–
- Trisha: She’s a pencil! She’s a swizzlestick! You can use her as a pool noodle! And now I’m holding up her arms! Arms!
- Ashley: O-Okay, b-but I wa–
- Trisha: I’m holding them because you weren’t watching the door!
- Ashley: Oh…….I was at Pearl Harbor.
- Trisha: A girl lost her arms, Ashley Kachadorian. A girl lost her FUCKING arms. Do you not know what has transpired while you were in Pearl Harbor, seeing the fucking Japanese Museum. We had our own Pearl Harbor here today. Oh my God. How could you do this to us, you literally bombed us! Like the Japanese you are! And me…I’m Ben Affleck. And I’m Ben Affleck, and I’m holding two FUCKING girl’s arms. And you’re Cuba Gooding, Jr. disappointing everybody!
- Ashley: *crying sounds*
- Trisha: Live with that!
- Ashley: Uh, hey Trisha. Jenna Dapananian said you wanted to see me?
- Trisha: Ashley...Kachadorian...you were supposed to be watching the door.
- Ashley: Oh, no, I know, it’s just, my family and I, we went to Pearl Harbor for two weeks, so...it’s kind of a thing we do every year. Didn’t you get the vacation request form I sent in before I lef–
- Trisha: You...were supposed to be watching the door.
- Ashley: Well, yeah, I know, but I submitted the form, and I was gunna –
- Trisha: You were supposed...to be watching the door! Ashley Kachadorian!
- Ashley: Um...T-Trisha, are you okay?
- Trisha: Do you know what these are, Ashley Kachadorian! These are a little girl’s arms! A little girl with dreams...with legs
- Ashley: Uh–
- Trisha: With a head.
- Ashley: I really, Trisha, I–
- Trisha: She’s a pencil! She’s a swizzlestick! You can use her as a pool noodle! And now I’m holding up her arms! Arms!
- Ashley: O-Okay, b-but I wa–
- Trisha: I’m holding them because you weren’t watching the door!
- Ashley: Oh...I was at Pearl Harbor.
- Trisha: A girl lost her arms, Ashley Kachadorian. A girl lost her FUCKING arms. Do you not know what has transpired while you were in Pearl Harbor, seeing the fucking Japanese Museum. We had our own Pearl Harbor here today. Oh my God. How could you do this to us, you literally bombed us! Like the Japanese you are! And me...I’m Ben Affleck. And I’m Ben Affleck, and I’m holding two FUCKING girl’s arms. And you’re Cuba Gooding, Jr. disappointing everybody!
- Ashley: *crying sounds*
- Trisha: Live with that!
