I see on your pet ship chart you have Vriska <>/<3< Feferi. Is that like a mostly morial thing except sometimes they go "I am so sick of dealing with your shit I am up to here in your stupid problems DEAL WITH THEM ON YOUR OWN I HATE YOU!" and then an awkward hatefling to clear the air and they try not to talk about it afterwards even though it happens kinda regularly?

It’s more like… Vriska is a pet cat that enjoys certain amounts of praise and lovings… As well as being snarky and aloof and avoiding. But not appreciate Feferi-levels of coddling. And the only person able to outcondescend Vriska is Feferi. So Vriska flips out and shrieks at her to STOP SMOTHERING ME PEIXES I CAN HANDLE IT YOU’RE WORSE THAN KANAYA which just makes Feferi passive-aggressively meddle/coddle more and Vriska loses her shit and bends Fef right over her Empress’ desk and they fight for dominance with kisses and hairpulls and bites and-

uh where…was…I going with…this………….
Right.

After the spectacular hatefuck that destroys most of her office, Feferi settles her right down in a pile and the Spider Queen falls asleep with her head on her lap.

YOU ARE MAKING ME KINDA SHIP BRO/JOHN I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS (at least it's better and cuter than stridercest)

yo dont bag on stridercest come on now

ashencandy replied to your photoset: Does this count as a before/after? 

your sheets look like depressing lettuce

THANKS FOR THAT NOW I’M GOING TO BE SAD WHEN I LOOK AT MY BED

My first kiss was at a small ish local anime con and he was like a friend of friends and cosplaying Honey from Ouran Host Club and had borrowed the $30 he needed to get the rabbit plush. Anyway it was towards the end of the day and we were sitting on the same couch/chair thing and friends were bored and semi-jokingly suggested that we should snog. He was bribed into it by being told if he did he didn't own the $30 anymore. And then we discovered he was 5 years older than me. =w=)b

that is kind of sweet but also

a little odd imo.

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what a coincidence, that is my specialty as well (◡‿◡✿)

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ABB Y

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I REALLY WANT TO LICK YOUR ICON IT IS SUCH AN INVITING BUTT AND IT'S FRUSTRATING ME

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lick alit's abs y/n

Honey I’d grate fucking cheese on those abs

The A is I think referring to what it sort of superficially looks like from the side! And yeah, I hear tank tops sometimes, but that always makes me think of something meant to be worn on its own and with slightly different construction, where A-shirts tend to be knitted cotton ribbing, very plain, and intended to generally not be seen

Printscreen your most awkward yugioh folder

I guess it’s not so much awkward but

My wheelshipping folder.
Because motorcycle buddies that’s fucking why

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SOME REALLY GOOD MEMORIES FROM THESE DAYS SOBS 

The party don’t start ‘till I walk in

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“Like, it’s really neat to see a bunch of stuff Homestuck calls back to, but I think Hussie has a gland that secrets a high powered hallucinogen and he vomited on a computer and it spazzed the fuck out and made this clusterfuck. You can quote me on this.”

Duncan weighs in on Problem Sleuth

ashencandy replied to your post: how to tell well meaning cis friends that their…

withering stares

but how do you do that on facebook

Cronus<3<Kurloz, anyone/gamzee, Damara/Kurloz

Cronus<3<Kurloz

how i could ship it: I s’pose I could see it working as desperate-for-any-attention!Cronus being utterly desperate, and Kurloz seeing it as hilarious and tolerating his Cronus-ness. 

why i don’t ship it (or, if i do ship it, why i do): I don’t really, but I gotta say, there is something delicious about desperate Cronus badly hateflirting with Kurloz when post-scratch Kurloz killed Cronus.

and how i imagine a date between them going:how i could ship it: Cronus badly hateflirting and basically just being a bucketslut and Kurloz silently laughing and going along with it while insulting him in sign.

Anyone/Gamzee

how i could ship it: I have Gamzee ships! Karkat<>Gamzee is deliciously fucked up and nonfunctional, I will drink Karkats broken diamond tears anytime. Gamrezi is also awful and I love it.

why i don’t ship it (or, if i do ship it, why i do): I do! Gamzee is awful and his ships are awful. I am really sick of GamTav though.

and how i imagine a date between them going:how i could ship it: Gamzee doesn’t show up to a date with Karkat, instead hiding in the vents and makes out with Terezi a little.

Damara/Kurloz

how i could ship it: uh i’m sorry, how could i not ship awful babies who are working to help destroy the universe???

why i don’t ship it (or, if i do ship it, why i do): AWFUL BABIES HELPING A GREEN MUSCLE-Y SKELETON DESTROY THE UNIVERSE

and how i imagine a date between them going: THEY HELP A GREEN SKELETON WITH TWO MANY MUSCLES DESTROY THE UNIVERSE and then fuck

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