- Kiwhi: also a reminder that characters fucking TALK TOO MUCH WHEN THEY'RE HAVING SEX IN HENTAI
- Kiwhi: FUCKING MONOLOGUE UP IN THIS BITCH
- Wandres: NOOOOOOOOOO GODDAMMIT
- Wandres: I JUST IMAGINED SOME OF THE GREAT MONOLOGUES WERE ACTUALLY MADE DURING SEXY SCENES
- Wandres: "I HAVE A DREAM THAT- OHH YES"
- Arquad: FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN OOOOH FUCK YES WORK IT BITCH
- Wandres: "A MAN CHOOSES, A SLAVE TAKES IT LIKE A GOOD LITTLE GIRL"
- Arquad: "TEAR DOWN THAT SKIRT!"
- Arquad: "THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR, IS FEAR ITSELF. INCIDENTALLY, I'VE NAMED MY COCK 'FEAR.' BITE THE PILLOW, I'M GOING IN DRY"
- Wandres: "VOILA, IN VIEW A HUMBLE VAUDEVILLIAN VOYEUR"
- Arquad: "GIVE ME LIBERTY, OR GIVE ME THAT ASS!"
- Wandres: "I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY. AND THIS IS MY WEAPON"
- Arquad: "IF YOU BUILD IT, HE WILL CUM."
- 4: all was quiet until you came
- 4: wait
- 4: that sounds bad
- Arquad: PFFF
- Arquad: hey toppy
- 4: nope
- Arquad: your girlfriend has things on her mind you might wanna talk to her
- 4: nope
- Arquad: yes
- 4: nope
- 4: nope
- Arquad: si
- 4: nope
- 4: no
- Arquad: affirmative
- 4: negative
- Arquad: positive
- 4: negative
- Kiwhi: polar
- Arquad: bears
- 4: yes
- 4: perfect
- Wandres: I'll make my frolltan eventually calm thine effervescent tits
- Arquad: fuck he's using big words
- Arquad: quick sara equip the dictionary
- Kiwhi: how could you possibly claim to know the effervescence of my tits
- Kiwhi: rude
- Wandres: I know all
- Wandres: I see all
- Wandres: My sentries are everywhere
- Wandres: Especially the miniature ones
- Arquad: are you saying sara either has energetic tits or tits that literally are giving off bubbles
- Wandres: Yes
- Arquad: cause her tits are neither of those things
- Wandres: Speaking from experience yes?
- Arquad: actually
- Arquad: yes
- Wandres: Fuck you've found my one weakness
- Wandres: People calling me on my bullshit
- Arquad: high five sara we beat him
- Kiwhi: high fife
- Arquad: I would like to thank your largely passive but still wonderful tits
where are you stuck?
generally… wandering around… trying to find the ghosty king… at the start of the game…
does the chemistry of the corpses of Elsens being burned to make sugar rustle anyone else’s jimmies?
I mean yes all living things have sugar in their bodies, but it’s a form of energy storage, and is made of a bunch of carbon and hydrogen and oxygen molecules and we basically get the energy out of them by breaking them down and releasing the energy of their chemical bonds
And basically fire is when something is hot enough and there’s enough oxygen in the air for the oxygen molecules in the air to start spontaneously reacting with the carbon molecules in whatever is about to be on fire to create carbon dioxide, releasing a lot of energy from the bonds the material had with the carbon inside of it, and leaving the burning material in question, well… burnt
Basically what I’m getting at here is sugar is actually pretty flammable. In other words when you burn something you shouldn’t get sugar out of it because the sugar should be burned up in the fire. I know this is in a land where you get metal from cows but at least that’s purely nonsensical whereas this is something that would be plausible if you didn’t stop for a moment and consider the way chemistry actually works (and no it doesn’t work even if Elsens are made of different stuff than life as we know it because sugar is sugar and it doesn’t stop being flammable for any man or god)
