Is today your birthday?

I don’t like making a big deal out of it but OKAY I WILL, yes, I have completed yet another revolution around the sun in this good Starship Earth. So really, Tamara, you can think of me as an astronaut. A sexy astronaut. Just without the suit. Or the helmet. It’s more like a t-shirt, but I’m pretty sure it’s space-proof. 

Also, because I’m happy it’s finally been made official, I just want to let the world know that an actual printed newspaper was quoted as saying that I was pretty damn good at what I do. So now you can’t question it anymore: