Just Imagine Billie Joe's Kids Talking About School

• Joseph: Dad me and Jakob wanna drop out of high school senior year!!!
• Billie: No.
• Adie: NO.
• Jakob: But you did and you're a rich rock star and have a big house and tons of money and a nice car and tons of nice stuff. We wanna drop out!
• Joseph: And school's dumb. You've said so yourself. I looked up past interviews on youtube.
• Billie: Shit they figured out how to use a computer. Adie, help me.
• Adie: Kids, if you drop out of school you can't go to another Green Day concert. There. School or Dad's shows. Make your choice. There. Problem fixed.
• Joseph and Jakob: (walks off sheepishly) Hate you guys. Man. Where did all your fun go???? Did you lose it back in 1997 or something??? Fuck you guys.