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I'd like to have an argument, please...
- Abuse Instructor: What do you want?!
- Man: Well, I was told outside...
- Abuse Instructor: Don't give me that you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
- Man: What?
- Abuse Instructor: Shut your festering gob you t*t! Your type makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!
- Man: Look! I came in here for an argument!
- Abuse Instructor: Oh! Oh, I'm sorry, this is abuse.
- Man: Oh, well that explains it.
- Abuse Instructor: No, you want room 12A, next door.
- Man: I see. Sorry!
- Abuse Instructor: Not at all! That's all right. (Stupid git).