I'd like to have an argument, please...

• Abuse Instructor: What do you want?!
• Man: Well, I was told outside...
• Abuse Instructor: Don't give me that you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
• Man: What?
• Abuse Instructor: Shut your festering gob you t*t! Your type makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!
• Man: Look! I came in here for an argument!
• Abuse Instructor: Oh! Oh, I'm sorry, this is abuse.
• Man: Oh, well that explains it.
• Abuse Instructor: No, you want room 12A, next door.
• Man: I see. Sorry!
• Abuse Instructor: Not at all! That's all right. (Stupid git).