I'll be dead before I even finish applying to college.

I can’t think about college for one more freaking second or I will rip all my hair out of my head with a wooden spoon. I’m not going to college. I’m inventing something. Instant mash potatoes. I shall call them; Insta-Taters. THERE IT IS. I’ll get calls from colleges wanting to pay me to come to their school! Then you know what i’m going to do? I’m sitting these college weenies in a room so they can take the SHADAD. Sit Here All Day And Die Test. So i’ll just sit there and watch them struggle and suffer while enjoy a bowl of my Insta-Taters and laugh at their weinerness.